how to tell if you have a lonely blog
It can be hard to tell if your blog is actually lonely, so here's some clues to help you find out:

  • Your blog tried to kill itself by 'forgetting' to renew it's domain, but what it really forgot was the domain was on auto-renew.
  • Your blog is so lonely it just sleeps all day and never updates itself.
  • Your blog is so lonely because scrapers don't even come by.
  • Your blog is so lonely because it always gets picked last for searches
  • Your blog is so lonely even the contextual ads display advertisements about dealing with loneliness.
  • Your blog is so lonely it sends you secret messages in the posts. (Put together every seventh letter your blog and see what you get!)
  • Your blog is so lonely because your mom's blog has more readers!
Join us, and don't feel so lonely!