- Your blog tried to kill itself by 'forgetting' to renew it's domain, but what it really forgot was the domain was on auto-renew.
- Your blog is so lonely it just sleeps all day and never updates itself.
- Your blog is so lonely because scrapers don't even come by.
- Your blog is so lonely because it always gets picked last for searches
- Your blog is so lonely even the contextual ads display advertisements about dealing with loneliness.
- Your blog is so lonely it sends you secret messages in the posts. (Put together every seventh letter your blog and see what you get!)
- Your blog is so lonely because your mom's blog has more readers!
It can be hard to tell if your blog is actually lonely, so here's some clues to help you find out:










